This year, in celebration of the husband's birth, I posted every hour to Facebook a glorious image of Mitchell accompanied by a personal quote I've recorded from him over the past 6 1/2 years. Please enjoy!
"You can learn a lot from a Mitchell."
(HALF ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT)
"Would you shut that heater off? I'm over here sweatin' like a space pig."
"How do I turn your face off?"
"Well, heck. I lied to get a new Lego set. What are you gonna do about it?!"
"On a scale of one to REALLY FAT, how would you rate yourself?"
"Wouldn't it be fun to release 100 pigmy goats in here right now?"
(Whispered to me from the back row of stake conference in the church building)
(Whispered to me from the back row of stake conference in the church building)
PHONE CONVERSATION:
Jesse: "Hi Sweetie!"
Mitch: "Well, hello there... Ha heh heh heh!"
Jesse: "... You have a mustache, don't you?"
Mitch: "Guilty."
Jesse: "Hi Sweetie!"
Mitch: "Well, hello there... Ha heh heh heh!"
Jesse: "... You have a mustache, don't you?"
Mitch: "Guilty."
"Honey, you're about as helpful as a monkey with a permanent marker."
(HALF ASLEEP)
"Just so you're aware, the right side of my robot has missile launchers... and they do work."
"Just so you're aware, the right side of my robot has missile launchers... and they do work."
"Go to bed, Bartok... You ugly, little bat."
"Don't worry, we'll have cute babies, babe. Hopefully they don't have your moose face though."
... Just love that guy
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